厉剑微微地叹了口气,离开这个区域。前边是体育用品,各种各样的球类,哑铃,还有健身器材。搞笑的是,健身器材的旁边,是几把按摩椅,营业员在口沫横飞地讲解著什麽,她旁边一男的,听得挺认真,还弯下腰去看踏脚,露出漂亮性感的屁股。
厉剑吞了一下口水。这个屁股,可以跟欧鹏的媲美了……哦,不,这个,就是欧鹏的屁股。这个男人,居然就是欧鹏。
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欧鹏给厉剑下载的手机铃声,名字叫做《text me》,意为“发短信给我”,歌手为R. Kelly,来自他2009年的专辑《untitled》。这首歌在百度可以搜到,歌词十分风骚暧昧。这里引用这首歌词,是为了表示欧鹏跟厉剑打交道的时候十分之骚……请忽略时间上的穿越……O(∩_∩)O~歌词如下:Eeehh, aaahhhText me back something freaky (freaky),Let me know just how you wanna do me,I’m at home, sipping on Patron,I’m all alone, so baby text it to my phone (yeah)
Hey, how you doing,
Shawty what you doing
I ain’t got nothing to do tonightSo I wanna get with you tonightBe at my crib at 7
I hit it 7 to 11
And wear that thing I likeAnd I’ll do that thing you likeIt ain’t nobody at my homeSo we can get freaky as we wantWe can play, sex all day, get it in, (sayin)
(Chorus)
Text me back something freaky (freaky),Let me know just how you wanna do me,I’m at home, sipping on Patron,I’m all alone, so baby text it to my phone (yeah)
Text me back something freaky (freaky),Shawty let me know just how you wanna do me,I’m at home, sipping on Patron,I’m all alone, so baby text it to my phoneAy, I’m on that booty call, I’m on that booty call(ohhh)
I’m on that booty call, I’m on that booty call (ayyyyy)
So text me how you feel
And shawty keep it real
Are you gonna wind that for me?
Are you gonna grind that on me?
Are you gonna give me a lap dance while you in them hot pants?
Sink sink deep into your middle like it’s quick sandLet me make it do what it doI’m glad you like that kinky shit tooKissing on your back, I know you like thatDrip drip drip with the candle waxTurn off both our phones so can’t nobody call usNo clothes on while we in the mirrorYou scream, I’m inGirl come over here
(Saying)
(Chorus)
Text me back something freaky (freaky),Let me know just how you wanna do me,I’m at home, sipping on Patron,I’m all alone, so baby text it to my phone (yeah)
Text me back something freaky (freaky),Shawty let me know just how you wanna do me,I’m at home, sipping on Patron,I’m all alone, so baby text it to my phoneAy, I’m on that booty call, I’m on that booty call(ohhh)
I’m on that booty call, I’m on that booty call (ayyyyy)
So text me how you feel (Aaah)
And shawty keep it real
Text me all the things you’re gonna do to meAnd don’t hold nothing backWhatever it may beGirl jump in your ride and come see me (Yeah)
Text me back something freaky,Let me know just how you wanna do me,I’m at home, sipping on Patron,I’m all alone, so baby text it to my phone (yeah)
Text me back something freaky,Let me know just how you wanna do me,I’m at home, sipping on Patron,I’m all alone, (I’m at my home) so baby text it to my phoneAy, I’m on that booty call, I’m on that booty call (ohhh),I’m on that booty call, I’m on that booty call (ayyyyy)
So text me how you feel (aaah)
And shawty keep it real (fadeout)
第13章
欧鹏正听著营业员夸夸其谈呢,突然一种异样的感觉袭来,就好像在酷夏突然进了效果非常的空调房一样,浑身忍不住激灵了一下,又看到营业员也在哆嗦,不由得四顾,熙熙攘攘的人群中,一个男人笔直地站在一货架旁,正目不转睛地盯著他看呢。
欧鹏乐了,咧开嘴巴笑,跟营业员说了声抱歉,便晃晃悠悠地绕过其他的顾客走到厉剑的身旁,伸出右手,朗声说道:“嘿!哥们,好久不见了。”
厉剑愣了一下,不由自主地也伸出了右手,跟欧鹏握住,嘴角情不自禁地往上翘了一些,答曰:“嗯,的确……你的伤好了?”
欧鹏左手紧接著就攀上了厉剑的胳膊,点点头,仍然带著笑:“那不算什麽,不过被蚊子叮了一下而已……劳您记挂。”
厉剑便有些讪讪了,後悔没有早点打电话询问伤情。
欧鹏握住他的手并没有放,摇了两下,两人靠得更近,声音压低了说:“我怎麽那麽倒霉啊,见你一次伤一次,总过才三回吧,我就伤了三次……这一次,你还想把我弄成什麽样子?”
厉剑噎住,说不出话来。第一次明明是自己救了这家夥的命;第二次,明明是这家夥主动要开房的;第三次就更不用说了,这家夥不犯贱,自己怎麽会那麽冲动地在光天化日之下就办了他?至於这一次……厉剑觉得浑身的血液开始要倒流了。
欧鹏总算松开了右手,左手却还是捏著厉剑的胳膊,歪著头,上身稍微远离了一点,问:“怎麽,一个人逛超市啊?带嫂子来没?让我见识一下?”
厉剑抿紧了嘴。这家夥明明知道自己是gay,为什麽还要说这样的话?
欧鹏装模作样地四处瞧了瞧,露出一副失望的表情:“嫂子是哪位?令公子呢?或许是个千金?”
厉剑把手插进裤口袋,皱著眉头说:“好玩吗?怎麽每次见你,你是一次比一次贫嘴啊?”
“哪有?”欧鹏露出无辜的表情:“这不是要过年了吗?该打个红包的……等等哈,我看我包里有没有红包……”松了手,装腔作势地要打开包找东西。
厉剑一把抓住欧鹏的手,不悦道:“你知道的……我跟兄弟们一起来帮老板办年货。你莫玩啊,莫在这里搞鬼……”
“Text me back something freaky (freaky), Let me know just how you wanna do me ……”厉剑的手机铃声突然响了,传来两人都熟悉的歌声。欧鹏扑哧一声笑了,厉剑收回手,尴尬,掏出手机接电话,嗯啊了两句,说:“你们都办了吧,在收银的地方等我……少废话……”
打电话的是乔洪,那厮在远处看到了欧鹏跟厉剑在一起说话,开始还纳闷,厉剑在这儿居然碰得到熟人,看清楚了是欧鹏之後,乔洪乐了。别的人且不说,群狼们是知道厉剑的性取向的──渣狼小吴透露的,更何况厉剑碰到欧鹏几次,乔洪都在旁边呢。不知道呢也不会觉得什麽,知道的话,就会察觉到一些暧昧了。欧鹏总是油腔滑调油嘴滑舌,像个孔雀一样在厉剑旁边卖骚,而厉剑,每次见面时都蛮尴尬,带著点不知所措,又有些跃跃欲试,跟平时完全不一样。但是会面之後回到学校,又显得慵懒和满足,人也变得随和甚至是风趣。虽然群狼都是大老爷们,对感情啥的比较不敏感,但是都不是雏了,跟厉剑又是差不多时时刻刻混在一起的,这个变化,他们不可能发现不到。
乔洪打电话的目的是让厉剑把钱交出来,他们自己办完事走人,给厉剑一个,呃,办私事的机会。厉剑立刻意识到自己的事情在兄弟们面前已经不是秘密了,突然感到臊得慌……他把电话挂了,见欧鹏似笑非笑地看著他,有些恼火,也有些蠢动。